Linda ❤️ Sassy, Classy && a Little Bit of Nasty > Recent Status Updates

Ok, nevermind. We're all better now. ;)

Wait, what! No!

Here we go. I've been waiting for this!

Trying to hang in there.. Not much going on right now.

Waiting for something to happen..

Loved this!

Make up your mind, Jay. No joke.

"One makes me laugh...One makes me cry...One touches my heart...One owns it"

"And are you shitting me? One, I don't hang out with skanks in bars, that would be your boy wheat bread or whatever his name is." Bahahaha! Wheat bread!

Heartbreak for the lowercase 'j' :(

:'(

"What did the girl cantaloupe say to the boy cataloupe?"

Uh, I was just going to introduce myself, but since you seem to think you're God's gift to guys, I'll move out of the way so someone else can kiss your ass."

Ha!! I think I may like you, young sir!

Wow. That really didn't happen did it? He can't be. He. Can't. Be.

Damn.

I have a feeling about his missing phone.

Its a tennis match right now.

Time for me to go to sleep on that note. I don't have enough energy to deal with this bad scenario. G'nite!

What did you just get yourself into Jay...

Narrowing my suspects. The coach???

Wow. What happened to her.....?

Mmm... Hello Kane.

"Oh, and his butt? You could bounce a quarter off of it."

Oh, heeeeyyyyy ;)

Oh gosh.

"I don't need you. I never did.

Tell it like it is, Woods!

You are something else, Mr. Kerrington!!

"I had never eaten that much p*ssy in one night in my life." Haha!! You dirty, dirty man, you!

I like Tripp. He's not bad.