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fucking unbelievable

I'm literally so mad, that was such bad plot AND character development... Hesitating to rage quit the book

What a shitty twist 😐

Honestly predictable...
Too slow for the little character development too

Force de ouf sur le MYSTÈRE

Force de ouf sur le MYSTÈRE

White Asparagus - 3/5

The Meat Eater - 2/5, gross in a much less interesting and unique way. The end felt too abrupt

Madame Flora's- 4,5/5
The Coiled Serpent- 4/5
I love how everything feels out of time

The Poison Garden - 3/5
The Surrogates - 3+/5

Mr Elephant - 3,25
Avalon - 3,5

A novel (or Poem) about Fan - 3,5/5

The Green Hat - 5/5
Unexpected and SO GOOD. At first I loved the wonky references to the previous story, and then the slooow shift to Angelica's story and the escalation 🫶🏻

The Custard Factory - 4/5
This is INSANE and Wes Anderson would love to make short movies based on these stories

Description of a British Swimming Pool : 3,75/5
WHAT WAS THAT
So crusty, nasty, absolutely horrifying dear god. Grudova really knows how to set the most disgusting atmosphere. I like it best when she only describes a place and doesn't really tell a story

NAAAAAURRR

Ivor - 4/5
Fun

Through Ceilings and Walls - 3,5
Loved the atmosphere. It was disgusting and fun! The ending maybe a bit lackluster

Mordant mais naïvement
EXTRÊMEMENT REAL ?? Capture avec tellement de justesse l'adolescence

Euh.. c'est bien ??
Et c'est hyper joliment écrit !!!

Ok les retrouvailles sont un peu mieux

Et bien nous rompichames