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the spirit of 2016 feminism temporarily entering neil’s body

every ten minutes neil and kevin are tiffing in french and homoerotically touching each other and the foxes just have to watch them

the amount of emphasis and detail put on SEATING ARRANGEMENTS

triples mention

andrew must’ve liked neil at this point because why else would he not have warned kevin about neil’s (fake) past

never realized that the ‘deadweight has been’ line is said in french. i’m cornplating

it’s day 3 of neil with the foxes and he’s already psychoanalyzing andrew

i may be like a month late but i refuse to not reread at the beginning of the school year

oh poor sweet billy

so far for throwaway clues we have: jet’s mom is def hooking up with the chief, jj was leaning his head against his brother (so perhaps hair was put on him?), and the story of how the foundation fell onto the heads of those men

what has happened to my literacy in the past month can never happen again

giving simon a coming out pamphlet so he can tell his parents he’s a vampire 😭😭

what do you even do when your girlfriend makes out with her brother in front of you. what’s an acceptable reaction

sixteen days later…. we are so back

patiently waiting for the simon vampire reveal

nobody told me jace is this damn funny

never realized how sassy kaz is

you mean to tell me both demon hunters and silent brothers are shadow hunters. demon hunters get to run around in leather with cool tattoos meanwhile the silent brothers lose their eyes and go bald

okay this one feels a little more lower ya so far