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robin swift means another guy his age and turns gay

idk if her writing style change or it just started hitting for me but omg it’s so pretty

sure why not mansplain using quotes to me. it’s not like i have anything better to do with my time

strapping myself in for another rf kuang journey 🫡

cheering at my kindle app like i’m watching the foxes-raven game live

over halfway through this trilogy and every scene with the team feels like here comes trojan #4 asking jean an inappropriate question, him responding rudely in french (no translation), and jeremy going “hey friend that’s the trojan way!” (i’m obsessed)

andrew cameos for fifty pages which means we’re treated to jean referring to him as “fair-haired rat” and “brisket lung”

jean doesn’t know his own birthday….? he has to check paperwork to figure out the date…..?

friend, it’s just ibuprofen

erm what the flip do you mean tella is jacks one true love… what about miss evangeline fox

grant scott i can’t go through this again

it seems like they’re setting dante up to be legend…. the crowd is currently silent

what’s tella’s curl routine

keep in mind tella’s sixteen. girlfriend should’ve been in algebra

jacks’ intro 🤭🤭 is it too much to hope for that his kiss actually kills tella

if it’s revealed tella has just been chilling in a hotel room this whole time i’m gonna be pissed

julian will say the most cryptic shit of all time and scarlett is just 😍😍 his piercing eyes n-no wait i’m engaged 😓

julian: I’VE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE!

them kidnapping her so she goes to caraval i thought this was a classy party!

the jeremy gay reveal at exactly 69%

neil and jean both having all of their possessions in a single carry-on bag #minimalism

was the neil jorts mention after jean’s suicide attempt really necessary

thea is so evil I HATE HER!! do you know how awful of a person you have to be for me to hate a minor character like this

jean is soooo pathetic i need him

reading this while it snows six inches >>

there’s been like four happy scenes so an insane amount of havoc is about to be wreaked

mumble the goat