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psychological excavation, I like this phrasing

“In the end, it is not the mountain that you must master, but yourself”

Okay fighting words, let’s go

💎Meredith is in labour

I didn’t expect aria to be the one to stand on business

💎Emily has an Ali altar in her room, this is wild stuff

💎Emily has an Ali altar in her room, this is wild stuff

💎settle down killer

💎💎 double diamond Ali is the girl everyone wants or wants to be and the Jenna thing

💎💎 double diamond Ali is the girl everyone wants or wants to be and the Jenna thing

💎 the end of seventh grade sleepover!

💎Hannah hates on herself, Alison being mean to them, a couple breaks up, a betrayal is revealed, a villain turns out to be an ally, someone finally realises the truth, the girls are vindicated, the Jenna thing is mentioned, Meredith has her baby, what happened to Ian, aria has a new love interest, Emily is sad about Ali… I will be diamonding based on my discretion

For the final book! The key will be diamonds 💎 and will be indicated in the next entry:

“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart’s desire. The other is to gain it.” - George Bernard Shaw

🍷Emily checked her phone thinking Ali had texted. Oh lord ?????

🍷”she was still fabulous Ali ruling heaven just as she ruled Earth” this girl was bullying you !!!

🍷Aria kissed Noel (I’m a little surprised)

🍷 late entry for Mike but I’ve been excusing a few more tame comments, but here we have it:
Mentioning that his future step mother’s boobs had grown since she got pregnant

🍷 “fabulous Hannah never ate bread” 😔

🍷 deep sigh Hannah’s thoughts “had her thighs gotten chunkier had she sprouted a double chin and back fat”

🍷 Hannah won’t be eating any desserts because the last thing she needs is to pack on loads of fat

🍷 “she secretly hoped it was because Ali wanted Emily all to herself” I’ve never seen anyone this down bad 🙃

🍷 Aria being interested in another man

🍷 they could resume their friendship, God Emily is so dumb

🍷 They mentioned sunshine the eco friendly baby store that Byron and Meredith, shopped at

🍷 Emily crying because she doesn’t think Ali will miss them, this is going to be a long ride

They just mentioned the Jenna thing 🍷

Hanna referring to herself as an ugly chubby loser 🍷

Emily mentions wanting Ali to herself 🍷

They’ve referred to Emily as killer 🍷