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I’ve really tried to have patience with this protagonist but she walks around life looking for signs of disrespect and betrayal you could steal an apple from her and she would find a way to link it to her father’s adultery

Her sister getting this house without telling her when Nora has outlined her life for her is wildddddd

“Nora,” he rasps. A small sound of acknowledgment hums out of me. “We shouldn’t have waited. We should have been doing this since we met.”

Sorry no bedroom time booty for Percy? where are the last night lemons?

“You’re still my best friend.”

He grinned. “Except for Annabeth.”

“That’s different.”

“Yeah,” he agreed. “It sure is.”

Oh yeah? Oh yeah

“You had to let him find his own path,” I said, “and play his part in saving Olympus.”

Parenting 101

“All hail, Perseus Jackson,” Tyson said. “Hero of Olympus . . . and my big brother!”

I’m crying.

Not me actually crying when tyson is getting rewarded. That’s my son, I’m god so do what you want tweet about it

There’s no one I love more than Tyson. Literally it’s Tyson’s book. Tyson and the lightning thief

“Thanks, Percy. I hope . . . I hope you know I’m really proud to be your friend.”

Tears in my eyes like woah

“She looked at me, like she was drinking in the fact that I was still here. And I realized I was doing the same thing. The world was collapsing, and the only thing that really mattered to me was that she was alive.”

My endgame has no competition.

On his death bed requesting pussy? Luke this is embarrassing

Okay so luke kind of ate

Luke’s own blade will harm him

I KNEW SHE WAS THE SPY I KNEW IT

Silena my girl RIP

Well I hope Clarisse has learnt her lesson but still shoutout to her for doing what needs to be done

“Thanks.” Annabeth winced, trying to catch her breath. “The pig?”

“Pork chops,” I said.

In the middle of war? Being this funny? Illegal scenes

“We have to land where they need us most” *sees Annabeth* “let’s land there”

Chiron throws a party at first I was like ???? Then I remembered in sea of monsters he and his cousins saved the day with their partyyyyy

Percy should tell Luke his dad loves him and that will solve all our problems

Luke is fighting back? That’s interesting

“AUNTY EM’S GARDEN GNOME EMPORIUM.”

Didn’t I say they shouldn’t bring Medusa back?

Nah Deadass how are the gods better than the titans? Unpopular opinion Zeus and his cronies are also not good people

“I wasn’t supposed to tell anyone. But this was Annabeth. If I couldn’t trust her, I couldn’t trust anyone.”

I’ve actually closed. Where do we go from here? This is actual love.

“No one touch her?” Lmaooooo your bf could never

Someone stabbed Annabeth? Put the lights on pause the music the party is over everyone go home

“Don’t I get a kiss for luck”

AHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHH
SCREAMING
THROWING UP
SHAKING
MY ENDGAME
WEVE CLOSED

Call backs to book one this is my song! The math teacher ugh turn it up !!! Let’s hope Medusa doesn’t somehow show up