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AW HE RESEARCHED HOW TO GREET MUSLIM ELDERS FOR DADUUUUU

this man is asalamu-aliaikuming his way into my heart

AYYY KAL HO NAA HO
girl got taste: in men AND movies

hi my name is cora xhang-agreste 2.0 and time to plan the wedding over this FUCKIGJF COUPLE

WALLAHI, KARINA, WE ARE LIKE, THE SAME PERSON

Allah help us both with this male named Ace Clyde stop this
he's helping her with her anxiety attack time to cry

why is this sending me

"it was like that stupid meme where it's like the stars are beautiful outside u know the one"

Cora: ......nandini. nandini i can't do this with her

Also Cora: I know karina is oblivous but this is TOO MUCH

CORA BAE ILY

NO BECAUSE THEIR TEXTS-

Karina: ITS NOT LIKE I CAN GO ANYWAY ITS WHATEVER

Cora: BITCH IM FILING THE PROM PETITION RN

Nandini: omw to sign it cora expect me at 5

"I've read enough fanfiction to see where THIS is going."

GOD I LOVE THIS BOOK

HELP IT GETS EVEN BETTER

Nandini looks exasperated. "We're Gen Z, Karina. That's how we flirt."
BYE-

"Stop flirting," Cora says, her eyes bright with amusement.

I gape at them. "I just told him to die."

THE CHEETO LINE

YES SHADE THAT TRUMP MF

"Don't thank God, thank me."
I CANNOT BREAHW

where and when can i purchase my monthly subscription of a dozen books a week from ace clyde

NO WAYYYY
OH MY GOD

ALLAH HAS FAVORITES I SEE
ACEEEEEEEEE BOYYYYY

NOT THE KABHI KHUSHI KABHIE GHUM

HELPPPP THE VASES

"Jesus Christ. Ya Allah. All of the above."
HELP I M CRYING THIS BOOK IS AMAZING

the way i relate to myra/karina so much is so scary

i want a dadu. my dadu is dead can we trade

i love how the NCK groupchat literally texts like all my friends 😭😭😭

"H E L P"

"YEAH STOP TEXTING US AND GET YOUR MANS???"

and my personal fav (by cora ofc)

"HE ACTUALLY SHOWED UP BITCH WHAT WERE WE GONNA DO??? STAY THERE??? in this house we do NOT cockblock our friends"

I LOVE CORA SM

"ugh men are such flops"
"they really can't do anything right"
PREACHHHHH

(also, one of her last names is agreste. don't ask me why i thought of the animated blind blondie)

the trio of Karina, Nandini, and Cora is something I didn't know I needed

WAITTTT
THE MC IS MUSLIM. I REPEAT, THE MC IS MUSLIM

everybody bow down to the shitkicker and its purse

"I know what you're thinking- if you hate it so much and it's just a burden, just lose the weight, and then that job will go away. But I'm comfortable where I am. I may lose more weight. I may not. But why should what I weigh affect other people? I mean, unless I'm sitting on them, who cares?"

SHE JUST DID THAT
HELL YEAH

also
69 🤝 me
PERFECT TIMING

why is jack calling his little brother "almost certainly gay" because he used to wear a purse
what in the sterotype

ahhhhh shit

BOY THEY WERE HAVING SEX WHY DID YOU INTERRUPT WIRH THAT SHIT IT WAS JUST CMGETTING INTERESTING

NATHANIEL GETTING IT ONNNNN‼‼

BRO NO WHAT THE HELL
WHY
NO

oh fuck

NATHANIEL YOU BISEXUAL ICON

dusty is the most beautiful thing
i love this kid and his purse and his milk in a champagne glass
I'll beat up the kid who ruined his bag