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rosa kinda getting on my nerves rn
but i like daddio

yes, i know this is like, the 5th book im reading at the same time. shh

AW HE SAID SHE WAS BELLISSIMA AHAHAHHAAIAU

ayo but the leg thing 👺⁉️ ARE HER LEGS THAT NICE

AW HE SAID SHE WAS BELLISSIMA AHAHAHHAAIAU

ayo but the leg thing 👺⁉️ ARE HER LEGS THAT NICE

"I AM ITALIAN. THEREFORE I CANNOT KEEP CALM."

"YOU BET YOUR MEATBALLS I'M ITALIAN"

"I'M NOT YELLING, I'M ITALIAN"

I THINK MY LUNGS ARE BREAKIGN WIRG THE ANOUNT OF LAUGHING I DID OVER THESE
I NEED ONE OF THESEBSHIRTS 💳💥💥 GIVE ME ONE OF THESE SHIRTS

"What was the thing I had? The one with the chocolate chunks?"
"Stracciatella."
"I'm naming my first daughter after it."
"Lucky her."

WHY ARE YOU CALLING YOUR FIRST DAUGHTER "CHOCOLATE CHIP"

HELP HOWARD WHY DO YOU BULLY THIS POOR BOY
AND WHY IS HE SO LAID BACK?!?!?!? IS THIS HOW WHITE PEOPLE ARE
"yeah honey you can go to the party be back at 1 am" HUH

mr. southern gentleman probably has it going onnnnnn if he went from...uh, southern gentleman to mysterious X in a WEEK

damn does this mean he's a DILF

[im sorry italians. scusa, tutti.]

NAH NAH BECAUSE THIS CREEP BETTER CHOO-CHOO BACK TO BRITAIN BECAUSE WHAT IS THIS

thomas the train better take a step back

ayo ayo why is this thomas guy here now who invited this british ass

ren kinda hot...

WHY DO I ALWAYS FALL FOR THE GODDAMN (sorry Allah) ITALIANS

IDIOTI, "MI CASA SU CASA" SILENZIO STUPIDO SUA MADRE È APPENA MORTA

ALLAHU AKBAR
HE HAS A CUTE NICKNAME ITS FINE GUYS ITS FINE
[but 'ren' sounds like one of my friends 🦢‼]

WHY IS HE CALLED LORENZO
I KNOW TOO MANY DICKS WIRH THE NAME LORENZO

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

ohhhhhh
this is where we meet

~the guy~

im on a roll
kinda enjoying it so far but i am sensing MAJOR y/n vibes

if you judge me i will break your nose
[this is comfort series, okay? i just thrifted a whole lot of books and got some 1992 editions so i couldn't resist]

"sun brought to life"
YA ALLAH ITS ME AGAIN

AW THE LITTLE SQUEAL

real proud of my bae here but the book is almost over and theres an even BIGGER problem

hi can i get an ace clyde to-go please 💥💥💥💥

no because tears

samir/rafiq is winning the "Best Brother" award
give me a brother like him
besides my current ones

salam, Allah, it's me again...

DID THE BOOK JUSY QUOTE A BOOK I WAS JUST FINISHED READING

this isn't even supposed to be sad i just want someone in my family to be as supportive as dadu
why am i still crying

that got too relatable, too fast, and now I'm fucking crying

oh no
oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no

ive never snorted this much
ever

if samir says ANYTHING, i swear I'll-

sana already seems like a bitch
please don't let her find out