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I am perishing. I will not survive this book

I am not going to be okay by the end of this, am I?

IT IS INSANE THAT I AM ESSENTIALLY 3 PAGES IN AND SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED

Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!

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Chapter 29

Ch 22
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HE GAVE HER THE SOCKS 😭

ZALE

Kingfisher's PINING but horny on main, men are so good

I'M YELLING

"Great. Wonderful. First you grind on him like a wanton. Then you swoon all over him. Now you're giving him a show. This is going marvelously. What's next? Tripping and falling on his cock on accident?"

(forgive the punctuation I'm transcribing from an audiobook.)

Ah, T. Kingfisher and the Temple of the White Rat. How have I missed thee

I love this so much

This could have been shorter and it had been or focused more on the mystery-ghost thing it could have been a four star

Ah… we have the biggest “pick me” moment with gassing up Marvel Movies unprompted ugh

Much better than I thought it was going to be.

(so far)

Finally. I'm sorry but it took her too damn long to contact her spiritually, magically inclined friend about her actually haunted house

This is actually shaping up to be better than I thought it was going to be

Hmm

; _ ; her mom tho

If this were a movie, this is where everyone would be erupting in laughter and cheering

This kid is a little psycho! Heidi RUN

Okay that was a little abrupt but sweet and kind of oddly appropriate considering the situation that they're in

Olivia is the best friend we want and NEED, but who we do not deserve. I love her so much

GIRL HE SUCKS JUST BREAK UP WITH HIM

This is actually so lovely after especially after the bullshit I read before it. I am really enjoying this a lot

"What the *fuck* was that?" asked Cam.
"What?" said Heidi.
"You did some kind of rich-girl Jedi mind trick,"

Oh my god. Thank you, thank you, you stupid silly ridiculous thing. I love you so much. Also, when you read the context of this, it is even funnier.

"Home invader with a heart of gold,"

Thank you god I needed this irreverent humor after that last book HOLY