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PLEASE tell me this is bi4bi omg

love that lyssa is both fucking crazy and also built like a truck

okay again the first 300 pages were painful but I think we're getting somewhere

I fear I did guess the twist about the cook in the first book

I will never understand why so many authors spend multiple books building character relationships and then split them up for hundreds of pages. It's not angsty, I just have no compulsion to keep reading.

"I kick at the door violently—a stupid decision, as now my foot aches. I wonder if my entire life will be a series of moments in which I realize I’m an idiot long after I can actually do anything about it. Will I ever feel like I know what I’m doing? Or will I be an old man, tottering about, flummoxed by whatever recent foolishness I’ve committed?"

yeah.

I'm going to be vague for the sake of the people that have not read this, but do you ever see a character and immediately know that they are going to be brutally killed?

IM READING IT ON RELEASE DAY BC I CANT STOP MYSELF

ooh baby i am eating this up, the scene where elias returns from the first trial? delicious

“You’re not a thing in the dark,” Kelly said under his breath.
“No.” Nick clutched his fingers tighter. “But I can be.”
Kelly stared at him for a long time, nodding, blue-gray eyes turning to quartz granite. “Then we’ll be things in the dark together.”

okay i guess i'll just cry forever how about that

wow, they just can't catch a break

fucking hell

pray for me o7

great one liners in this one but have I mentioned that I have an absurdly low tolerance for murder mysteries

holy shit

OH NO THEY HAVE TO BE CALENDAR MODELS how will they survive this

send help, I can't stop reading these books

every time these boys go to their hometown they end up surrounded by pussy (by which I mean large cats)

reading two romance books at the same time is crazy for me but I need a palate cleanser before starting Ember in the Ashes

Okay, Junior buddy you need to calm down. Lauren is just trying to live her best life and get that bag.

seanan mcguire is a fucking madman I'm obsessed

the magic system is so sick

"Eat your granola, Nancy, don't worry about it!"

new catchphrase

awww poor baby is 6'5 and can't fit under shower heads

OH NOOOOO THEYRE GOING TO HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE GAY MARRIED, THE HORROR, THE SUFFERING

heheehehhehehehehehe

gay detective romances save me! save me please gay detective romances!

GUESS WHO JUST GOT TOP SURGERY. I'm actually pretty coherent but I'll be reading more head-empty books in the next few days. Hope everyone is doing well!

well this is amazing, how have I not heard anyone talk about this?

the way that I’m such a fucking nerd that I figured out the pattern before they did

I believe wholeheartedly that the best treatment for anxiety is gay detective dramas.