Kimbot the Destroyer > Recent Status Updates

Everybody is NOT dying, everybody is fucking. Fair enough.

Everything is bad but our characters are growing apace. Who's gonna die? Is everyone gonna die?

Getting nervous. I love everyone and I know what that means.

Characters are delicious. Humor is nice, too.

I am intrigued.

I am adjusting my expectations accordingly.

Is this going to give any answers?

I would love to know how anyone could fall in love with Eva. She is so stupid it would be like being sexually attracted to a marmoset.

There's the ass-pull I was waiting for!

Everything is still bad.

I know this is going to end in defeat, like everything else. The book is getting caught up in the minutiae of how they get outmaneuvered and outwitted for chapters and chapters. It is becoming a chore to read.

Yay! I find politics much more horrifying than twitching meat carpets. No sarcasm.

So glad we are doing stuff instead of battle after battle. I do wish that just once, someone's plan actually works. These guys couldn't go for a bagel without losing half their crew and a building.

Nobody is getting out of this with both ears intact!

How long does this fucking battle last? There's like, a lot of other stuff to resolve besides Mercury.

This is the book I needed and wanted, but that doesn't mean I'm happy about it.

The tonal shift is hard for me. Everything is awful again.

Oooh. I love "now what?" stories. Let's see if Brown meant it when he said Dune was an inspiration.

You almost got me to cry, Mr. Brown. I think when you finally get me, it's gonna be Roque.

They are terrible at this.