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Stephanie's been cooking for over a hundred pages! This is good, it's really good! Why couldn't she have written the rest of the series like this? 😭

I think Stephenie is about to come in clutch at the end and salvage this.

You're telling me this guy imprinted on an EGG inside Bella then named it Nessie... 🚮

Stephenie, I wish you had abandoned Bella and written this entire series from Jacob's perspective. In fact, I wish you had abandoned Bella and Edward altogether and just written a werewolf/vampire novel with this pack and the Cullens (w/o B&E). I care so much more about these characters, they have more depth than your two main protagonists, and (even though it's a little cringe) I love the dynamic of this wolf pack.

I have no words.

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever read 😂😂😂
Stephenie really tried to do a literature.
My god. She really got me LOL-ing.

"Maybe an avalanche will bury me here. I wished it would." Me too, Bella. Me too.

What

Well, now I hate Jacob and Charlie, too.

The werewolf legend is literally the only redeeming quality of this book.

Bella might be the worst main character to ever exist.

😐

Bella, you don't need a boyfriend to be happy, Loca.

Poor, pitiful, helpless Bella. How can she be so incredibly dense!? I thought she was over this "damsel in distress" business. 🙄

She's insufferable.

Ok Angela... Here we go.