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"This is not the Oregon Trail. There shall be no settling."

“I am a thief of good habits.”

“Don’t use your kitchen table as a landing zone.”

Oof, guilty.

“Wouldn’t it be nice to live in LA where there is sun and not a polar vortex?”

(For the record, I will never agree with this sentiment. But it does feel like a low blow when we have a literal Polar Vortex in the weekend forecast.)

“Anything can be travel for me if the attitude is that I’m on a voyage.”

“The basics are the luxuries.”

"Laughter, for me, is the highest form of praise. For drama to work, the audience doesn't need to cry. But for comedy to work, they can't just be amused... No, their bodies have to actually emit laughter."

“If you see great cards in the store, buy them on the spot. It’s ok to hoard.”

Relatable content, I fear. 🫠

“Humidity is the great equalizer.”

Not the Moulin Rouge slander!

"There is nothing so awful that you can't confront it if it's written in a notebook with a golden spine and a peony-decorated front cover."

“Be the best at the worst”