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Had a couple of laughs but omg this book is so short. And ew cookie shouldn’t be a nickname.

I can’t believe this girl will get four top-tier guys falling for her. She’s insufferable

This just got weird and creepy

This girl keeps switching from being a smart-ass rebel to a pathetic coward and it’s giving me whiplash

Ah, I see - they only consider DIRECT descendants “demigods” - that’s wrong, but at least I understand how it works now

How do they determine who is a “demigod” or not. A demigod is literally any child who is a descendent of Gods and humans, yet this guy, who’s a descendent of Zeus is NOT considered a demigod?? I’m confused…

Okay, I’m a little invested even though so much of this is horribly written…

But come on! This girl just went from “I would rather die than let you take my friends” to “I would rather die than let my friends go alone” to “never mind, I don’t need to die. Peace out” to “I need to be with my friends” in the span of like two pages 😂😂😂

Not sure if it’s because of the main character is 20 and I’m a decade older, but she seems very immature, and the relationships are going entirely to fast to be realistic… And one minute she’s hating on the guys, the next she’s overcome with lust. Maybe this just isn’t the book for me.

“…his steel rod“- Seriously?

What on earth is this. I've only finished the prologue and I am already regretting it.
A quote from the first chapter

"It was rare anyone could still amuse me, even though I was the youngest demigod walking earth"
So only young people get amused, do they?

"She recovered faster than I'd thought any woman could"
What is this, the 1920s??