Status Updates From Sold to the Alien Cartel (A...

... Might be headed for a DNF which is sad. I just can't connect with the heroine!

"I’m going to make your belly swell with my children. I’m going to make your breasts expand and grow until they hang from you and you can barely walk."
That is so delightfully horrifying

OMG you breastfeed for at least three years with these nightmare alien babies

"I’m his, and for the next thousands of years, he and his blood-brothers will turn me into a perfect breeding machine, for their use and the glory of the Empire."
THIS IS NOT OK.

There's no way that's physically possible if you have a functioning spinal column

Yikes I guess Dorothy is fired

I mean, there's still a rat on the force so...

How are you going to go straight to the homeworld before dropping off the women who were kidnapped back on Titus

It's a trap!!

Blacker than black!

You say Xeres, I say Xerxes

I feel like gossamer and microfiber are two different things but what do I know

This ostensible heroine is very tiresome

If neither of these two don't figure out that she's about to be kidnapped at the casino then

There are so many mistakes in here I have to wonder if it was written using Google transcription

Dorothy get it together girl damn

They're not their

MR. X!

Wow don't sign me up for being an EA to a crime lord

Oh snap dude on the cover in the weird lederhosen is Black

I assume these human men we spent 6% of the book getting to know are now going to be unceremoniously slaughtered

"I might have let slip that I’m a virgin while I’d been drinking..."
Definitely a thing that would happen

This heffa is bitching about the crime lord's take being 10% like that is high or something

Can it be worse than the previous book? I'm excited to find out!

So far, a fairly bare bones outline of potentially interesting world building plus a giant amount of filler... repetitive declaratory wish fulfillment statements: He's so big, she's so small; She can't help herself, he just makes her submissive; the aliens actually are far superior to human men; a few more in that vein...over and over and over again.