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"I’m going to make your belly swell with my children. I’m going to make your breasts expand and grow until they hang from you and you can barely walk."
That is so delightfully horrifying

OMG you breastfeed for at least three years with these nightmare alien babies

"I’m his, and for the next thousands of years, he and his blood-brothers will turn me into a perfect breeding machine, for their use and the glory of the Empire."
THIS IS NOT OK.

There's no way that's physically possible if you have a functioning spinal column

Yikes I guess Dorothy is fired

I mean, there's still a rat on the force so...

How are you going to go straight to the homeworld before dropping off the women who were kidnapped back on Titus

It's a trap!!

Blacker than black!

You say Xeres, I say Xerxes