Status Updates From The Great Dune Trilogy

BRUH. NO WAY. IS THAT PAAAULLLLL. WHY IS HE BEING SO MYSTERIOUS. HE WALKED BLIND INTO THE DESERT. HE HAS NO VISION. nah i can't believe it.... PAAAUUULLLLL. ALIA LOOK AT WHAT YOUVE BECOME. IS THAT YOUR BROTHER

YES FARADN WHY!!!! also, there's got to be something up with his origin, cuz why is he so special. why did become addicted to spice??? very interesting

Leto!!! you're scaring me...

ghani captured??? that was quick. alia miiight do the trial... why did duncan just cut his wrist against the wire?? what is faradn hiding about himself.

wow!! ghanima really believes leto died!! there plan going flawlessly! and she KILLED those traitor fremen!!! POISON NEEDLE BITCHH

farad'n plottin boyyy... i kinda like him tho, he doesn't seem hellbent on avenging his family. he's a man of the arts. and he's very distrusting, questioning. we'll see how it goes when he meets duncan and jessica

SHIT!!! They didnt just not die, they killed the fucking tigers!!! ghani got clawed a couple times, but she dealt the final blow! but now she's hypnotized herself to believe leto died saving her, so leto can go about his plan without a truthsayer ruining it... WHAT IS HIS PLAN

farad'n readin his weird mom. but now he's invested in becoming emperor... hmmm...