Status Updates From The Great Dune Trilogy

Scytale is a sneaky fuck man. I like him tho. Fish guy annoying lol. But I wonder what Scytale is envisioning for the conspiracy. Something has changed, if even slightly. CHANNI PREGNANT LET’S GOOO. And Paul seeing through the Face Saber disguise, but going along with it because he wants to save Channi… *chefs kiss *

DO NOT LET PAUL IMPREGNATE ALIA. PLEASE. this Reverend Mother is a schemer! Also, Pal crib big as hell.

Where to start… this conspiracy going way too smooth. Seeing Paul basically call Genghis Khan and Hitler amateurs… honestly it worked; I don’t think I can look at Paul the same. Especially the laughing… Alia and Haytaho kissed… yuck?? But interesting, her character development has a duality to it. Also what was happening in chapter 11 lol. Great stuff but confusing as hell.

The Duke died a while ago, they have escaped into the desert, Lady Jessica is pregnant with the Duke’s daughter. Jessica and Paul must survive the desert with only their suits and the back pack of supplies.
Kynes who is the planetogist believes Arrakis can have water and live properly but Kynes has now died.

INCEST. FUCKING INCEST. EEEWWWWWW. But it does make the Bene Geseritt seem even more sinister, amoral. That securing their bloodlines are paramount. Atleast Irulan still wants to try to have Paul’s kid. And why the hell Alia naked.

Scytale you slimy fuck! He killed Farok! He had such an interesting monologue about the sea, too. I wonder what Scytale is up to with the wife. Ireland stay mad. I feel for channi tho. And WHAT! wdym they’re just… GIVING Duncan/Hayt to Paul?! What is the goal??? I know there is something afoot but… AGHHH