Status Updates From The Great Dune Trilogy

Dune ✅

Fuck. So... Leto basically was an abomination? Harum took over the reigns?? MARRYING GHANIMA. USING FARADN IS CATTLE TO BREED OFFSPRING. Stilgar seemingly regrets not killing the twins... what the fuck. WHAT. HAPPENS. NEXT.

4000 years. Leto craves death. no, escape from this fate. ghanima talking about having children... EWWW!! WHY!!! i mean i get her mind is ancient, and faradn doesnt want to... BUT BRO SHE'S STILL A KID. jessica not grieving paul... was this all really the Bene Gesseritt plan??... FUCK THE SISTERHOOD! SICK FUCKS!!!

woah fuck. paul is... officially dead. murdered by a priest in the street. leto freed ghani, and in front of jessica, destroyed alia. but atleast gave her an option of self-exorcising suicide... shit

leto and the preacher head back to arrakeen. to face alia, faradn, and reunite(help?) ghanima. how will jessica react if she's there...

WHO THE HELL KIDNAPPED GHANI!?! she was so happy that stilgar made the right choice!!! fuck!

GURNEY MET WORM LETO... AND PAUL. PREACHER PAUL. Im really sad at Paul's demeanor. i understand that he hates the path leto is taking, that he was influenced by the cast out... but man. what a fall from grace. leto is a monster now.

okay, im guessing ghanima is atleast 11 or 12 years old by now?? at some point in the world these guys have to respect how her mind works. she can be wicked when she wants to! i wonder if she's remembering small parts of her plan w leto, or if another voice in her head is dropping hints about another plan. hmmm...

Alia has been perverted by the Baron! I would hope the original Alia is truly heartbroken over Duncan, and only the possessed Abomination feigns indifference. what is her next move? stilgar defected, taking Ghani and Irulan. what play could she have?

Gurney!!!! where the hell are you!!! he big lost!!! once, he and a million times this book reminds us that the fremen, smugglers, all culture on arrakis has become water-fat. lazy. untrustworthy!

DUNCAN. DUNCANNNNNN. NOOOOO. "Two Deaths for the Atreides"!!! Why did i take him to fully disrespect stilgar for it to click??? Fuck!!!

Finallyyy finished the first of the three books!! It took a while to get used to the writing but now I’m enjoying it!!

completed Dune Messiah.

Paul is the Preacher. Muad'Dib is gone. Leto is committing to become non-human. To lead Humanity for Millennia, toward peace, but toward the Typhoon Struggle. An event to make the Jihad seem quaint. paul seems different... old. changed... defeated. sad... like he wanted more for Leto. not just more... that he wanted him to go against the Golden Path. why was Leto saddened by his words? Paul...

still reeling from ch 52. but moving forward... alia is GETTING FAT??!!? CUZ OF THE BARON???? THATS BAADDDD. He's a parasite!!! i dont even know if i can be sympathetic to her anymore!!

ok now that ive calmed doBRO. I CAN'T. NOOOO HE DIDNT REUNITE WITH PAUL. HE'LL NEVER GET TO KNOW HIS SON AS A NORMAL HUMAN. okay but the way i locked in reading this chapter once I realized what was happening НАНАНАНА i was getting sleepy asf!!! Must've been ATLEAST. 12+ chapters this session. im like "i just gotta push thru, last chapter of the night"... LITTLE DID I KNOW!!!! WORM MAN LETO

oh my god. it happened. LETO. I FUCKED UP LOOKING AT DUNE3 TRAILER COMMENTS, BUT I DIDNT KNOW ITD BE LIKE THIS. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO GO THROUGH SOME RITUAL AND BE REBORNE. NO. YOU ASSIMILATED WITH THE SANDTROUT. AND YETT.... HE STILL ISNT FULL WORM?!?!? HE HAS A WORM SUIT. IT GIVES HIM SUPERHUMAN ABILIITIES. WHAT DID I JUST READ.

gurney coming back around, killed that bastard Namri!! he's way out of the loop tho haha, hope he lives fr

okay NOW leto is at shuloch, my misunderstanding. and yeah, pretty much 100% confirm that paul LIVED and was... selling sandtrout off-world?? ig it kind of explains y he didnt care when they made off with it in messiah??? HUUUH

leto made it, and went to Shuloch, which is like... the real fremen secret??? secrets within secrets within secrets. more confirmation that THE PREACHER IS PAUL????!?! SHIT!!! nah it HAS to be him... ITS HIM. FUCK IT IF IM GULLIBLE FOR BELIEVING IT SO BE IT

HOUSE CORRINO IS OOOVERRRR (couple months, nice little time skip. how old are the twins now? 10, 11?)

Leto going thru his own sandstorm trial!!! this one's a little crazier cuz its literally just him being buried in the storm, using a small worm and fremkit. good luck!!

DUNCAN MY POOR BABY BOY!!! IM SORRY ALIA IS GONE NOOO!!! I CANT BELIEVE SHE TRIED TO KILL HIM WTF

leto escaped!! he kinda... had a spice-wet dream ig... that boy isnt right

poor irulan. she wasn't made to be BG, she just wanted to be a mom. and nooo ghani is going thru the early early stages of abomination

okay so let won but then he didnt... but now he EXTRA WON. WHO IS HE GONNA LET DIE?!?

wow!! faradn actually is making decent progress!! whatever that actually means haha. i wonder what jessica's goal is... now i see that she intentionally sent gurney to jacurutu/fondak to have leto ingest spice. but what is her greater goal... is she really w the BG??

oh god, leto achieved full ancestral awareness, even to his non-human ancestors... "1000 years"... LETOOOOOO

irulan, love ya but u r fukn useless!! tool!! dawg alia cant even hide the baron's influence, shes a menace. she excited for the chaos!!! and ghani wanna kill faradn... fair ig!

GURNEY. WHY. HARUM??? BRO LETO HAS PRESCIENCE WHATS GONNA HAPPEN NOW