Status Updates From The Great Dune Trilogy

still reeling from ch 52. but moving forward... alia is GETTING FAT??!!? CUZ OF THE BARON???? THATS BAADDDD. He's a parasite!!! i dont even know if i can be sympathetic to her anymore!!

ok now that ive calmed doBRO. I CAN'T. NOOOO HE DIDNT REUNITE WITH PAUL. HE'LL NEVER GET TO KNOW HIS SON AS A NORMAL HUMAN. okay but the way i locked in reading this chapter once I realized what was happening НАНАНАНА i was getting sleepy asf!!! Must've been ATLEAST. 12+ chapters this session. im like "i just gotta push thru, last chapter of the night"... LITTLE DID I KNOW!!!! WORM MAN LETO

oh my god. it happened. LETO. I FUCKED UP LOOKING AT DUNE3 TRAILER COMMENTS, BUT I DIDNT KNOW ITD BE LIKE THIS. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO GO THROUGH SOME RITUAL AND BE REBORNE. NO. YOU ASSIMILATED WITH THE SANDTROUT. AND YETT.... HE STILL ISNT FULL WORM?!?!? HE HAS A WORM SUIT. IT GIVES HIM SUPERHUMAN ABILIITIES. WHAT DID I JUST READ.

gurney coming back around, killed that bastard Namri!! he's way out of the loop tho haha, hope he lives fr

okay NOW leto is at shuloch, my misunderstanding. and yeah, pretty much 100% confirm that paul LIVED and was... selling sandtrout off-world?? ig it kind of explains y he didnt care when they made off with it in messiah??? HUUUH

leto made it, and went to Shuloch, which is like... the real fremen secret??? secrets within secrets within secrets. more confirmation that THE PREACHER IS PAUL????!?! SHIT!!! nah it HAS to be him... ITS HIM. FUCK IT IF IM GULLIBLE FOR BELIEVING IT SO BE IT

HOUSE CORRINO IS OOOVERRRR (couple months, nice little time skip. how old are the twins now? 10, 11?)

Leto going thru his own sandstorm trial!!! this one's a little crazier cuz its literally just him being buried in the storm, using a small worm and fremkit. good luck!!

DUNCAN MY POOR BABY BOY!!! IM SORRY ALIA IS GONE NOOO!!! I CANT BELIEVE SHE TRIED TO KILL HIM WTF

leto escaped!! he kinda... had a spice-wet dream ig... that boy isnt right

poor irulan. she wasn't made to be BG, she just wanted to be a mom. and nooo ghani is going thru the early early stages of abomination

okay so let won but then he didnt... but now he EXTRA WON. WHO IS HE GONNA LET DIE?!?

wow!! faradn actually is making decent progress!! whatever that actually means haha. i wonder what jessica's goal is... now i see that she intentionally sent gurney to jacurutu/fondak to have leto ingest spice. but what is her greater goal... is she really w the BG??

oh god, leto achieved full ancestral awareness, even to his non-human ancestors... "1000 years"... LETOOOOOO

irulan, love ya but u r fukn useless!! tool!! dawg alia cant even hide the baron's influence, shes a menace. she excited for the chaos!!! and ghani wanna kill faradn... fair ig!

GURNEY. WHY. HARUM??? BRO LETO HAS PRESCIENCE WHATS GONNA HAPPEN NOW

i feel like jessica finally is on board w duncan, and is playing faradn. or is genuinely taking him, but maybe w the knowledge that even at the fastest rate, he's still just not young enough to learn this BG ways in time to help him

javid's dad giving leto... some kinda pseudo-gom jabbar?? like a fremen test of humanity. is leto gonna make a break for it??

why do alia's guards keep defying her? why wont they capture or kill the preacher?? "ghanima's knife is sharp" ...

leto captured!!! BY WHO!!!! he made it to jacurutu!! wait GURNEY MAYBE?!?? but... but... AHHH IDK ANYMORE

games within games. bruh jessica is getting old and washed!!! keep up!!! like clearly (imo) duncan is just trying to trick faradn!!!