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Cardeno writes damn hot sex scenes.

“Great. I risked life and limb and made myself into a complete slut for shitty sex.”

“I hope you don’t mean that literally,” Caleb teased.

“Huh?” Andrew asked. “The shitty sex part. I hope you don’t mean it literally.”

*snicker* shitty sex. You rarely hear about the realistic possibility of "shitty" sex when reading about butt sex.

Plus, I like what I do. There’re lots of shiny fabrics and glitter and stuff.”

“I’m guessing it’s because of his horse dick,” Noah said. Clark’s head snapped in his direction, and he pursed his lips disapprovingly. “What?” Noah asked. “Don’t tell me you haven’t heard Tim and Frank talk about David’s cock. From what I understand, it’s legendary.”

“You should be scared. That horrifying use of no-quality fabric in a classic piece of furniture is so appalling chances are high someone is going to call the police and report a crime. Did your boyfriend do this? Because I think he could be facing jail time.”

“Yeah, you think this looks okay? It’s not too slutty with everything”—she waved her hands over suddenly exposed cleavage—“on display?” Caleb leaned against the door and grinned. “No way, hon, you look just slutty enough.”

“I’ll take care of whatever you come up with in the morning too, but right now I’ve got this bad boy to play with.”

“Bathing unit?” “Yeah,” Caleb replied as he wiggled out of his underwear and then grasped Andrew’s hand and pulled him into the bathroom, letting go only to turn on the shower and adjust the temperature. “I’m bathing your unit, remember?”

Excellent friends with benefits package these two have. Can't they see they're meant to be together??

<3

I hope this is better than the last one I read. My expectations are low.

Will it never end?

Kinda boring.
I can't really believe that two best friends fuck each other for like ten years and still think they are only friends and need boyfriends. Like, really, guys? -_-
I just want to hit them, you know.

"Listen to me. I know you." He lifted Andrew's chin, forcing their eyes to meet. " I know you. You are more than enough in every possible way." Oh shit! I literally just shed a tear. Just when I was getting bored Caleb steps up his game.

<3

Yay, I got a little of this one in before the kids get home in 20 minutes..no hopes of finishing but I'm enjoying it.

Finally getting back to this one..

It safe to say, I'm not going to finish this one today.
But I like it so far. :)

Ahhhh, *hallelujah chorus*

@11:40pm

@11:12pm

@5:45pm

@3:27pm

OMG Drew!!! Open relationship? Really???!!!

Finished with this book. See my review.

Ugg. I barely want to finish this book. It had such a promising start but now it's getting old... Not so much a romance as it is a tale of two best friends who love each other very much and who can't keep their hands off each other (for years on end mind you and in highly erotic ways... And in degrading ways in my opinion) but who don't date each other and still date other people and feel alone... As if!

Ugg. I barely want to finish this book. It had such a promising start but now it's getting old... Not so much a romance as it is a tale of two best friends who love each other very much and who can't keep their hands off each other (for years on end mind you and in highly erotic ways... And in degrading ways in my opinion) but who don't date each other and still date other people and feel alone... As if!

Bah, not impressed.

I'm loving Drew and Caleb!!!