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Plus, I like what I do. There’re lots of shiny fabrics and glitter and stuff.”

“I’m guessing it’s because of his horse dick,” Noah said. Clark’s head snapped in his direction, and he pursed his lips disapprovingly. “What?” Noah asked. “Don’t tell me you haven’t heard Tim and Frank talk about David’s cock. From what I understand, it’s legendary.”

“You should be scared. That horrifying use of no-quality fabric in a classic piece of furniture is so appalling chances are high someone is going to call the police and report a crime. Did your boyfriend do this? Because I think he could be facing jail time.”

“Yeah, you think this looks okay? It’s not too slutty with everything”—she waved her hands over suddenly exposed cleavage—“on display?” Caleb leaned against the door and grinned. “No way, hon, you look just slutty enough.”

“Bathing unit?” “Yeah,” Caleb replied as he wiggled out of his underwear and then grasped Andrew’s hand and pulled him into the bathroom, letting go only to turn on the shower and adjust the temperature. “I’m bathing your unit, remember?”