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Cardeno writes damn hot sex scenes.

“Great. I risked life and limb and made myself into a complete slut for shitty sex.”

“I hope you don’t mean that literally,” Caleb teased.

“Huh?” Andrew asked. “The shitty sex part. I hope you don’t mean it literally.”

*snicker* shitty sex. You rarely hear about the realistic possibility of "shitty" sex when reading about butt sex.

Plus, I like what I do. There’re lots of shiny fabrics and glitter and stuff.”

“I’m guessing it’s because of his horse dick,” Noah said. Clark’s head snapped in his direction, and he pursed his lips disapprovingly. “What?” Noah asked. “Don’t tell me you haven’t heard Tim and Frank talk about David’s cock. From what I understand, it’s legendary.”

“You should be scared. That horrifying use of no-quality fabric in a classic piece of furniture is so appalling chances are high someone is going to call the police and report a crime. Did your boyfriend do this? Because I think he could be facing jail time.”

“Yeah, you think this looks okay? It’s not too slutty with everything”—she waved her hands over suddenly exposed cleavage—“on display?” Caleb leaned against the door and grinned. “No way, hon, you look just slutty enough.”

“I’ll take care of whatever you come up with in the morning too, but right now I’ve got this bad boy to play with.”

“Bathing unit?” “Yeah,” Caleb replied as he wiggled out of his underwear and then grasped Andrew’s hand and pulled him into the bathroom, letting go only to turn on the shower and adjust the temperature. “I’m bathing your unit, remember?”

Excellent friends with benefits package these two have. Can't they see they're meant to be together??

<3