Status Updates From Murder House

alright, so let me get this straight. 1. when describing a woman, she’s a natural beauty, has the manners of a well-raised girl (whatever the fuck that means) and she’s good in bed. 2. a female cop wears heels while working. 3. 20-something niece cooks for her grown-ass adult man uncle. not to mention she has to be on him about some doctors appointment. i would dnf right now if i didn’t pay money for this book.