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Andrew Krok
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“A flight attendant addresses me as ‘Mr. Sedaris,’ and I feel sorry that she’s forced to memorize my name rather than, say, her granddaughter’s cell phone number.”
— 19 hours, 34 min ago
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Andrew Krok
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“Shit is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires. Hot as shit. Windy as shit.”
— Feb 23, 2026 04:31AM
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Jane Garrick
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Fun episodic writing that reminds me a little of Vonnegut in the way he describes people
— Feb 20, 2026 09:10PM
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