Andrew Krok’s Reviews > When You Are Engulfed in Flames > Status Update
Andrew Krok
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“A flight attendant addresses me as ‘Mr. Sedaris,’ and I feel sorry that she’s forced to memorize my name rather than, say, her granddaughter’s cell phone number.”
— 17 hours, 55 min ago
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Andrew Krok
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“Shit is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires. Hot as shit. Windy as shit.”
— Feb 23, 2026 04:31AM
Andrew Krok
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“My second most expensive purchase was a pair of shoes that look like they belong to a clown.”
— Feb 17, 2026 07:53PM
