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"Not that I want to cook, I hate it. That is why God made fast food and take out, because of me."

Oh, my soulmate!!!

This reads like a rough draft.

Yes, dinner time showdown.....love it.

Wow, how is this chick pushing Levi away. What a hottie. Her fiancé sounds like a bore. He's not even texting her. No way I'd give up Levi for that.

Short story tonight, Grounded tomorrow with my girls....YAY!!

“I can’t imagine you were ever a child.”
Christopher laughs. “I was, once. A long time ago, but I’m an adult now. You should try it.”

Yes Bridget, YOU REALLY DAMN SHOULD!

"Levi pulls off his shirt and I nonchalantly glance over at him. He looks so innocent until he glances up and catches me looking at him. His eyes darken, and he tilts his head to the side as he unzips his pants. I shiver despite the Texas heat."

A shirtless cowboy unzipping his pants. I'd shiver too!!!!

That was... cheesy.

Her mother has the worst timing ever!!!

God, Bridget, open your stupid mouth and say something!!! Smart for a change???

Finally....

Sh*t, Blacky! Now present tense annoys me too. Thank you. A lot!:)

"His jeans... oh God those jeans... they are just tight enough to see his nice hard ass but not tight enough to look wrong..."

Mmm Mmm Mmm
If nothing, this is good for the nice ass visuals I'm getting in my head ahahah :D

"A young lady is out here for the mosquitoes to get her, and I have to protect her"
Aww, Levi...

"He is walking with that Texas cowboy strut. His face is hidden beneath a dark-as-midnight cowboy hat, his shirt is off and I know it's him."

Oh yeah :D
Still not liking the present tense POV!!!!

Oh, bring it on...

Oh, another virgin story!:/ Fucking virgins...

What's with all the bastards lately?

"Not that I want to cook, I hate it. That is why God made fast food and take out, because of me."

Oh, my soulmate!!!

Naked chest, Kitten... got it!:)

You’re loafers and limos. And at heart…I’m horses and…cowboys.”

I love me a good country girl!!!!!!!

His hand is offered out to me and there it is again…that temptation that I can imagine Eve faltered on. I know Eve Was wrong…but I also know that history has a habit of repeating itself. I take his hand and let him lead me up."

Oh I know I would falter!!!!!!!!!

Buddy read with a whole bunch of people, feel free to join :)

We're riding a cowboy!!!

message 13: by It's just me Shelly B (new) - added it 1 minute ago
“Oh, I know your name. I’ve said it once or twice. And you replied with a moan,” he steps forward his dark, woodsy, scent heavy on me, “or a scream,” he leans in and whispers in my ear. Hahahahahaha hahahahahaha!