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"Not that I want to cook, I hate it. That is why God made fast food and take out, because of me."

Oh, my soulmate!!!

That was... cheesy.

Her mother has the worst timing ever!!!

God, Bridget, open your stupid mouth and say something!!! Smart for a change???

Finally....

Sh*t, Blacky! Now present tense annoys me too. Thank you. A lot!:)

"A young lady is out here for the mosquitoes to get her, and I have to protect her"
Aww, Levi...

Oh, another virgin story!:/ Fucking virgins...

What's with all the bastards lately?

"Not that I want to cook, I hate it. That is why God made fast food and take out, because of me."

Oh, my soulmate!!!