Brian

“I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.”
― Woody Allen

“Despite marking the spot, Generation X has no treasure. How could they, when I dug it up first?”
― Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

“Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly.
"I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more."
"You mean you can't take less," said the Hatter: "it's very easy to take more than nothing."
"Nobody asked your opinion," said Alice.”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.”
― Malcolm X