Jesse

“Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself.”
― John Green

“Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
― Mark Twain

“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
― Douglas Adams

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
― Steve Martin