Mateja

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
― Mark Twain

“Take a drink because you pity yourself, and then the drink pities you and has a drink, and then two good drinks get together and that calls for drinks all around.”
― H. Beam Piper, Little Fuzzy

“As I was sitting in my chair,
I knew the bottom wasn't there,
Nor legs nor back, but I just sat,
Ignoring little things like that.”
― Hughes Mearns

“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”
― Kurt Vonnegut