Seth

“Have you ever tried to get an elderly relative to play a video game? Highlander is a way to experience the confusion and bewilderment they feel, even if you're well versed with the medium yourself. What's going on? Why isn't the little man moving? Why does he keep falling over? Why can't I ever win? Can I stop playing and watch Columbo now?”
― Stuart Ashen, Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of

“The longer she lived in San Viejo, the more she appreciated the kind of things that went with living. Like having a window open when you slept, and grass, and tortillas. Being happy when people came to visit, and being happy when they left. The way certain things felt wonderful when you held them in your hands: a book, an ax, a baby, a beer, a big-ass pile of M&M’s.”
― Michael Poore, Reincarnation Blues

“They folded clothes, dusted shelves, polished swords; except for the periodic murder attempts, they were perfect hosts.”
― Will Wight, House of Blades

“After two issues, the decision came down that Morlock had gone about as far as a man-eating vegetable could conceivably go.”
― Jon Morris, The League of Regrettable Superheroes: Half-Baked Heroes from Comic Book History