Pauline

“The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.”
― Eoin Colfer, The Time Paradox

“There is one thing I've learned about people: they don't get that mean and nasty overnight. It's not human nature. But if you give people enough time, eventually they'll do the most heartbreaking stuff in the world.”
― Jennifer Mathieu, The Truth About Alice

“You always think the best of me,' I said, squeezing water from my hair. 'Even when you shouldn't.'
'That's what love is,' he said, and he got up and walked inside.”
― Tara Altebrando, The Best Night of Your (Pathetic) Life

“This might hurt a little is universal code for this will definitely hurt a lot”
― Eoin Colfer, The Last Guardian