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“Alice: This is impossible.
The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is.”
― Lewis Carroll

“All morons hate it when you call them a moron.”
― J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

“For Children: You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple. The fried egg isn't properly a fried egg until it's been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn't do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if you like, or on a cooker. It's all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while.”
― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

“It's always tea-time.”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland