Norman

“Toilet paper is a right, not a privilege,”
― John Ringo, Under a Graveyard Sky

“Beowulf stopped and winced, listening to the echo of music. “What on earth is that sound?” “Music,” Adam replied. “Kanye West.” Beowulf grimaced, covering his ears with his hands. “That sounds like two cats copulating in a cave.”
― Zack Archer, The Swordsman

“We will maintain heading until he's committed, then I want a hard
skew-turn to starboard. As hard as you can make it, Chief. I want our starboard broadside on him as he passes below us, and then I want to cut down across his stern and stick it right up his kilt. Clear? (Honor Harrington)”
― David Weber, Honor Among Enemies

“It was rumored she held grudges till they died of old age, then had them stuffed and mounted.”
― David Weber, Field of Dishonor