Jaime

“In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“Sometimes the thing that brings us together also pulls us apart. Sort of like a zipper.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible

“At Starbucks I like ordering a “Tall venti in a grande cup.” That’s basically me asking for a small large in a medium cup.
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― Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

“Every night I cuddle with a blob of unbaked clay I fashioned in the shape of a woman. But that’s what being in love is all about.”
― Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks