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“Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? A: Time to get a new car!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“When he noticed her stifling another yawn, he took her elbow. “At least lie down for a few minutes,” he said, steering her toward the bed. “Oh, I couldn’t.” Dragging her feet, she eyed the four-poster with trepidation. “Of course you can. There’s nothing improper about it if I’m not in the bed with you. I won’t even pull down the covers—don’t think of it as a bed, think of it as a handy horizontal surface for resting. Here…” Relinquishing her arm, he dashed to the sitting room.”
― Lauren Royal, The Viscount's Wallflower Bride

“Q: How can you get rich by eating? A: Eat lots of fortune cookies!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“Q: What eight letter word has one letter in it? A: Envelope!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids