Matthew

“President Trump displays less finesse than a bull in a china shop. Just as Prime Minister May managed - after many months of bitter wrangling - to reach a degree of consensus on what Britain's future relationship with the EU should look like, in comes the marauding beast upending all the finely balanced Wedgwood. Britain may well need some form of future trade deal with the US but it certainly isn't one that should be struck with the co-author of a lame business book more appropriately named 'Art of the Steal'.”
― Alex Morritt, Lines & Lenses

“How did it get so late so soon?”
― Dr. Seuss

“Just a pot noodle. Oh - and I found a tin of dog food on the tool shelf.'
Misery hissed through Lister's gritted teeth. 'Well,' he said finally. 'Pretty obvious what gets eaten last. I can't stand pot noodles.”
― Grant Naylor, Better than Life

“The U.K. should begin with an F
And have a C after the U,
And it should end in E D
Now that we’ve left the E.U.”
― Harry Whitewolf, Underdogs Unite