Rita

“I'm asexual, though occasionally I'm attracted to inanimate objects. Mainly tube-shaped objects.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“Neighbors are the most indecent sort of folk around. Nothing but voyeurs and gossipers. As a community we would be much better off without them.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers

“The easiest way to get from point A to point B is with a vehicle that runs on alphabet soup.”
― Jarod Kintz, Great Listener Seeks Mute Women

“Water does not resist. Water flows. When you plunge your hand into it, all you feel is a caress. Water is not a solid wall, it will not stop you. But water always goes where it wants to go, and nothing in the end can stand against it. Water is patient. Dripping water wears away a stone. Remember that, my child. Remember you are half water. If you can't go through an obstacle, go around it. Water does.”
― Margaret Atwood, The Penelopiad