Rita

“I'm asexual, though occasionally I'm attracted to inanimate objects. Mainly tube-shaped objects.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“Water does not resist. Water flows. When you plunge your hand into it, all you feel is a caress. Water is not a solid wall, it will not stop you. But water always goes where it wants to go, and nothing in the end can stand against it. Water is patient. Dripping water wears away a stone. Remember that, my child. Remember you are half water. If you can't go through an obstacle, go around it. Water does.”
― Margaret Atwood, The Penelopiad

“The easiest way to get from point A to point B is with a vehicle that runs on alphabet soup.”
― Jarod Kintz, Great Listener Seeks Mute Women

“I’d love to create a personal profile on a dating site with a headline that reads, “Great Listener Seeks Mute Woman.”
― Jarod Kintz, Great Listener Seeks Mute Women