Lori

“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?”
― Chris Rock

“I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.”
― George Carlin

“Be grateful for the time you've had with him. A little bit of grace. That's what a good dog is, you know. A little bit of grace.”
― Stephen King, The Bazaar of Bad Dreams

“You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray