Alan

“I hated Mrs. Mullet’s seed biscuits the way Saint Paul hated”
― Alan Bradley, The Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie

“I don’t want any of the main courses so I will have these two starters instead.”
― Asher Rickayzen, More mess: A home for the unspoken volume two: 12 more stories from organisational life

“Some boys routinely left school at four, saying that their parents forbade them to study English, while the rest of us looked on in envy, wishing that our parents, too, were so pious.”
― Shulem Deen, All Who Go Do Not Return

“I am the only one capable of loading the dishwasher properly”
― Asher Rickayzen, More mess: A home for the unspoken volume two: 12 more stories from organisational life