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“They’re limited edition,’ she said. ‘Listen,’ I said ‘they’re not limited enough. These shouldn’t have been made at all.”
― Karl Pilkington, The Moaning of Life: The Worldly Wisdom of Karl Pilkington

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“The cell phone in my pocket went off. Shit! Damn it! Why do I carry these infernal gadgets? Why does anybody in their right mind need to constantly be on call?”
― James Patterson, Violets Are Blue

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“Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?”
― Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal

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“Everybody’s a critic these days.”
― James Patterson, Violets Are Blue

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“I’ve always found cherubs a bit sinister. The idea of winged babies flying around with no nappies on seems like an accident waiting to happen. There would be shit everywhere. If I saw a cherub flying about in real life it would terrify me, whereas a Cyclops, which is another mythical being, wouldn’t scare me at all, as it’s just a bloke with one eye. He’d be registered disabled and get a decent parking space in today’s world.”
― Karl Pilkington, The Moaning of Life: The Worldly Wisdom of Karl Pilkington

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