Sridhar Ne

“I'm not absolutely certain of the facts, but I rather fancy it's Shakespeare who says that it's always just when a fellow is feeling particularly braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behind him with the bit of lead piping.”
― P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves and the Unbidden Guest

“Keep not money, but keep good people's company.”
― Nikolai Gogol, Dead Souls

“The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.”
― Nikolai V. Gogol

“And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Mostly Sally