Orsi

“People who insist that you should be grateful instead of complaining? They maybe don’t understand how much gratitude one might feel about the opportunity to complain.”
― Catherine Newman, Sandwich

“Menopause feels like a slow leak: thoughts leaking out of your head; flesh leaking out of your skin; fluid leaking out of your joints. You need a lube job, is how you feel. Bodywork. Whatever you need, it sounds like a mechanic might be required, since something is seriously amiss with your head gasket.”
― Catherine Newman, Sandwich

“And this may be the only reason we were put on this earth. To say to each other, I know how you feel.”
― Catherine Newman, Sandwich

“If menopause were an actual substance, it would be spraying from my eyeballs, searing the word ugh”
― Catherine Newman, Sandwich