Invent Palooza

“I’ll join you when hell freezes over,” said Neville.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“Once again, you show all the sensitivity of a blunt axe,’ said Nearly Headless Nick in affronted tones,”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

“For the first time, Voldemort smiled, It was taut leer, an evil thing, more threatning than a look of rage.
'The old argument,' he said softly. 'But nothing I have seen in the world has supported your famous pronouncments that love is more powerful than my kind of magic, Dumbledore.'
'Perhaps you have been looking in the wrong places,' suggested Dumbledore.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

“I don't care if you fall off your broom as long as you catch the Snitch first.”
― J.K. Rowling