“On Sharing
“I’m sorry, but if your brother doesn’t want you to play with his shit, then you can’t play with it. It’s his shit. If he wants to be an asshole and not share, then that’s his right. You always have the right to be an asshole—you just shouldn’t use that right very often.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“I’m sorry, but if your brother doesn’t want you to play with his shit, then you can’t play with it. It’s his shit. If he wants to be an asshole and not share, then that’s his right. You always have the right to be an asshole—you just shouldn’t use that right very often.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“You're ten years old now, you have to take a shower every day...I don't give a shit if you hate it. People hate smelly fuckers. I will not have a smelly fucker for a son.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“If you work hard and study hard. And you fuck up. That's okay. If you fuck up and you fuck up, then you're a fuckup”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“You say you’re sick, huh? Well, it looks like you’ve come down with a case of bullshit.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“You go ahead. I'd rather not be shot out of a tube into a pool filled with a bunch of nine-year-olds' urine.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
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