Jake Textor

“Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.”
― Robert E. Howard

“I wear my sunglasses. Keeps you on one side and me on the other.”
― Henry Rollins, Black Coffee Blues

“I live in my head. It’s the only place I can go where everybody knows me.”
― Henry Rollins, Black Coffee Blues

“I very much enjoy stating that I have never had a drink of alcohol or a toke of any recreational drug in my life. What I don’t state is that I will never have a drink of alcohol or a toke of any recreational drug in my life. I can report on the past, but I’m reluctant to predict the future. The hippies were right about fresh vegetables and staying away from fast food, so maybe they’re right about LSD. What the fuck do I know? I don’t even trust myself completely on the past. I remember things wrong all the time. I’m not willing to say I’m never going to do recreational heroin, so I’m sure as shooting not going to close the Big Mac door forever.”
― Penn Jillette, Presto!: How I Made Over 100 Pounds Disappear and Other Magical Tales