Jeff P

“One of the first keys to survival in a bad situation is organization, or as Earl like to say, "Keep your shit together and you're less likely to choke.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Legion

“You know, if you were half as charming as you think, you'd be twice as charming as you are.”
― Brad Smith, Cactus Jack

“HIs words were: "Wharl, sir, if yer really interested in bourbon, ring the big man at Jim Beam, Booker Noe. What he don't know about whiskey-making and it's history just ain't worth a spit." I think he said "spit", anyway.”
― Jim Murray, Jim Murray's complete book of whisky: the definitive guide to the whiskies of the world

“Somewhere in Minnesota, there's a tombstone reads, 'One below, not counting wind-chill,' I shit thee not.”
― Randy Wayne White, Dead Silence