Monster Hunter Legion Quotes

“Evil can kill you, break your body, and sometimes it can even break your mind, but only you can break your spirit.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Legion

“The more annoyed Earl was, the more southern he sounded, and right about then, he sounded like he was ready to fry up some catfish and watch some NASCAR.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Legion

“As a general rule, the more a situation sucks, the more humor you can find in the little things.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Legion

“It’s time to go. We’ll continue this therapy session later.” “So you’re my therapist now?” “Apparently, I’m a life coach for idiots.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Legion

“We each checked the man next to us to make sure he’d been properly secured. Edward, as usual, didn’t care, as orcs didn’t really like to pay attention to things like safety. If things got nuts, Ed would stay inside by the sheer power of his badassitude.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Legion

“Holy shit!” I exclaimed, and that was one of the most coherent comments of the bunch.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Legion

“I folded the restraining order into a paper airplane and sailed it over to Julie without even interrupting my narrative. She caught, unfolded, and read it while mouthing something that looked suspiciously like ducking mother truckers, but I’m not very good at lip reading.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Legion

“Last time MCB was out here was when a hard rain revealed one of their experiments. A deer was exposed to it and grew tentacles instead of antlers. Tentacle deer...The Army doesn't pay me enough to deal with that kind of shit.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Legion

“The Mythbusters had nothing on our guys. “I’m”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Legion

“Now that’s just racist stereotyping,” Tanya sniffed. “I’m offended.” “You can file a complaint with the Trailer Park Elf Defamation League”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Legion

“At best, Franks respected me a tiny bit more than he did most people, but as far as I could tell, he thought of most people as insects, so that wasn’t saying much.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Legion

“I left a message with Julie telling her that I would be out of pocket for a bit, couldn’t say where I was going, how long I’d be gone, but not to worry, I’d explain later, and that I’d find a ride home. It says a lot about our relationship that that wasn’t a particularly strange call by our standards.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Legion

“One of the first keys to survival in a bad situation is organization, or as Earl like to say, "Keep your shit together and you're less likely to choke.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Legion

“Ahh, gnomes, you can't eat just one . . . I believe you humans would say that they are like popcorn.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Legion

“Yeah, I suppose it sort of was a gift from a god, just not ours.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Legion