Sandy

“You always think that a bolt of lightning is going to strike and your parents will magically change into the people you wish they were, or back into the people they used to be.”
― Nora Ephron, I Remember Nothing: and Other Reflections

“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.”
― Rodney Dangerfield

“It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
― Phyllis Diller